We know there will be clowns.
Listen, this is getting ridiculous.
I'm supposed to satirize the president by making up outlandish scenarios to illustrate what a ridiculous human being he is. If he's going to go around stomping his feet and demanding North Korean-style military pageants down Pennsylvania Avenue that's going to give myself and the folks at "Saturday Night Live" very little room to operate in.
How in the world am I supposed...