The Only Bird I Like Is Cigarette Crow
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Birds are not the best animal, if one had to pick the best animal. This is true for many reasons: they are feathery little dinosaurs, with razor claws and beaks for pecking (eyes out). They love to execute rude tricks like pooping on a human at the beach while another bird friend steals their french fries. The only good birds are these French crows, who clean litter in exchange for small treats. They are cigarette crows.


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