Woodchucks join the resistance and eat Paul Ryan's car
The Guardian -

The Republic House speaker has revealed that a family of hungry rodents has put his car out of commission

Please send your thoughts and Amtrak prayers for Paul Ryan as news emerges that his car has been devoured by a family of hungry woodchucks, a sharp-toothed member of the marmot family also known as a groundhog.

The vandalism took place while Ryan was in Washington, and had left his Chevy Suburban parked at his mother’s house in Wisconsin over the winter. A family of woodchucks made a home...


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