Republican Rep. Ron DeSantis is running for governor in Florida. His campaign consists of acting like boot-licker Vice President Mike Pence—but with darker hair. A small scene that encapsulates DeSantis’s campaign would go like this:
Person: What is your platform, Mr. DeSantis?
DeSantis: What Trump says. That thing. Right?
Surely I am being hyperbolic. But no. No, I am not. Here’s the new DeSantis campaign advertisement that shows how great a “dad” DeSantis is. In it we watch Rep. DeSantis...