Governor Ron DeSantis orders 'anti-masturbation' school lunches for all Florida students
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Reading Time: 2 minutes Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed legislation mandating Florida schools to adopt anti-masturbation lunches for all students. Governor DeSantis is heralding the change as a blow against “woke Lunchables.” I see a bright future where students won’t be tempted to touch themselves during lunch. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Florida statute Title XXIX covers […]

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