Happy Monday, everybody. So as you've probably already heard earlier today, the big solar eclipse took place. It hit Washington D.C. at 3:30, interrupting Joe Biden's dinner. Nancy Pelosi also watched the eclipse, but she had no choice. She hasn't been able to close your eyes since 2004. During the eclipse, it was so dark in Manhattan that New Yorkers had to announce when they gave each other the finger. True, it was so black outside New Yorkers had no idea who they were urinating on. According... Read this story
