Pacing the stage, Leslie Liao muses about the various moisturizers she, an almost 37-year-old, feels compelled to use. “I spend most of my time rubbing creams all over my body. Face cream, eye cream, foot cream, just constantly creaming myself.” She continues; a mic drop about modern dating imminent. “I just learned there is a neck cream. I have to cream my neck. I overheard a man complaining once how he spends all his money on drinks for girls and it’s so unfair. Bro, I am wearing $300... Read this story
