THE TRASH REPORT: Vice Presidential Hopefuls, Pumpkin Hopefuls, and Obama Affair Hopefuls (Me)
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Get a load of this week's hottest gossip including Elon Musk's hot brother?!? by Elinor Jones Howdy, hoes! It's me, Elinor Jones. Welcome back to the Trash Report! I've missed you. Last week the internet was trying to kill me and my posts kept breaking and my resilience is such that I had to lie down on the floor for seven days until a new deadline beckoned. Now I'm back and better than ever! Or rather: I'm back! And wow, we...

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