My ocean cruise fantasy has hit the rocks
The Guardian -

Cruise ships have always offered a perfectly curated form of escape from the stresses of life – until now

Oh good, there goes another lifelong ambition. To spend my old age upon a cruise ship. Unlike the others (living in a hotel by the age of 30, declining a British honour, taking full control of my personal grooming), this is an ambition I’ve chosen to back out of with dignity, rather than having it cruelly removed by age and cash.

Here is what I used to imagine cruises were like – and please...

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