Ladies! Good news. There's a new meme out there to help you find your man, or rather, find all the men out there who aren't yours.
If someone isn't texting you back, he's obviously not your man. But if he's doing a bunch of other weird shit too, like "turning saints into the seas," "tutoring Alexander the Great," or "making you feel ill," there's a perfect explanation: he's not your man because he's Mr. Brightside, or Aristotle, or even a hamburger from McDonald's. Makes sense.
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