West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers will recognize this old joke: The flood's coming and everyone is told to flee. One man stays and holds steadfastly to his belief that God will come and save him. As the water starts seeping in, his neighbor comes by to offer him a ride out of the dangerous zone. He tells him confidently, "God will rescue me." As the water rises, another neighbor comes for him in a boat, and the man tells him confidently, "God will rescue me." Eventually, the man must go to his... Read this story
