Apple did one of its big, fancy press events yesterday, showing off the upcoming iPad Pro, the biggest immediate selling point of which is that it’s very, very thin. In order to convey that thinness, Apple did what any giant tech firm that secretly hates the weak, fleshy meat of the human race might do: Filmed a commercial in which they stuck basically every implement of human creativity to date under a crusher, utterly demolished it, and then displayed the new iPad as a suitable replacement for... Read this story